Teenage boy puts iron pipe where it should not be, regrets action

KUALA LUMPUR (May 23): One would have thought in the age of the Internet that young peoples’ time are now being fully occupied but a fella from Johor decided to indulge in an activity that would require firemen to help him get out from.

And we are not talking about fire.

A 16-year-old boy from the Southern state got more than he bargained for when he inserted his penis into an iron pipe, reported the Malay language newspaper Sinar Harian.

It got stuck and firemen were called in to extricate his member from the pipe.

According to the report, Head of Operations from Tangkak Fire and Rescue Station, Senior Fire Officer II, Seniman Idris said the emergency call was received on Monday night and they found that the teenager had attempted to remove his penis from the pipe but failed.

Seniman told the daily that the pipe was six inches long and that the rescuers could not remove the boy’s penis from the pipe even after it was cut (the pipe, not the penis) from the wall.

“The victim was then taken to the Sultanah Fatimah Specialist Hospital for assistance in removing the cut pipe.

"The case was resolved with the hospital’s expertise and the victim is reported to be in stable condition,” he said.

The same report also said his penis ended up being swollen but had only “minor injuries”.

So, the family jewels are safe.